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hanker123
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| | Subject: The laugh thread Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:12 am | |
| In this, we just try to make people laugh, by telling jokes, being random, or anything. o.O
I'll start.
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday. | |
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Kenny
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:38 am | |
| LOL
i had quite a few, but i cant find em anymore on my cp
but heres one
Blond at the football game!
A blond gets taken to a football game by her boyfriend. At the end of the game the boyfriend asks did you enjoy the game? The blond said yes but i don’t understand why they were fighting over a quarter.
The boyfriend asks What do you mean? The blond replies well at the beginning of the game the reff. flipped a quarter and durring the game they kept yelling get the quarter back get the quarter back. I mean it is only twenty five cents!!! | |
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bg1david
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:02 am | |
| Heres a joke. Somebodyhas to guess it :3
"How can you tell if a blonde has been on the computer?" | |
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Killua
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:16 am | |
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hanker123
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:39 am | |
| - bg1david wrote:
- Heres a joke. Somebodyhas to guess it :3
"How can you tell if a blonde has been on the computer?" There's a (real) mouse, and a keyboard (a wooden board with house keys on it)? | |
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bg1david
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:01 am | |
| there's cheese in front of the mouse o.o rawr.
your mom. hehe | |
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Killua
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:03 am | |
| - bg1david wrote:
- there's cheese in front of the mouse o.o rawr.
your mom. hehe lol I wouldn't be suprised | |
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hanker123
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:08 am | |
| - bg1david wrote:
- there's cheese in front of the mouse o.o rawr.
your mom. hehe I was close! SpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpam | |
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Killua
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:14 am | |
| - hanker123 wrote:
- bg1david wrote:
- there's cheese in front of the mouse o.o rawr.
your mom. hehe
I was close!
SpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpam Lots of spam??????> | |
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hanker123
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:43 pm | |
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Vivi<3
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:59 pm | |
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hanker123
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:43 pm | |
| C'mon, post yur jokes pplz. | |
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Vivi<3
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:46 pm | |
| So, one day Cindy was reciting her maths homework.
'1 + 1 the son of a bitch is 2'
'2 + 2 the son of a bitch is 4'
'and so on..
Her mom walks by, and overhears it.
'Hey cindy, why the f** are you saying those words?
Cindy
'My maths teacher asked me to recite it till i remember it'
So mom goes to school the next day to meet the teacher.
Teacher
'Ohh no, i asked her to recite it as 1+1 the sum of which is 2'
bleh. | |
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Tousen
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:48 pm | |
| Why did the chicken cross the road?
to get ot the other side HAHAHAA
Ps: Sorry i know i fail. | |
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Machalla666
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:51 pm | |
| How did the dead baby got on the road???
Cuz it was stapled to the....chicken..... | |
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Vivi<3
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:52 pm | |
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Tousen
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:53 pm | |
| - Machalla666 wrote:
- How did the dead baby got on the road???
Cuz it was stapled to the....chicken..... LOLOL HAHAH thats a good one. | |
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Vivi<3
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:53 pm | |
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hanker123
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:44 am | |
| I know right?
(Score! +1 post count) | |
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x33Sam
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:47 am | |
| - Vivi<3 wrote:
- So, one day Cindy was reciting her maths homework.
'1 + 1 the son of a bitch is 2'
'2 + 2 the son of a bitch is 4'
'and so on..
Her mom walks by, and overhears it.
'Hey cindy, why the f** are you saying those words?
Cindy
'My maths teacher asked me to recite it till i remember it'
So mom goes to school the next day to meet the teacher.
Teacher
'Ohh no, i asked her to recite it as 1+1 the sum of which is 2'
bleh. LOL LOL LOL ._. | |
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Tousen
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:50 am | |
| - x33Sam wrote:
- Vivi<3 wrote:
- So, one day Cindy was reciting her maths homework.
'1 + 1 the son of a bitch is 2'
'2 + 2 the son of a bitch is 4'
'and so on..
Her mom walks by, and overhears it.
'Hey cindy, why the f** are you saying those words?
Cindy
'My maths teacher asked me to recite it till i remember it'
So mom goes to school the next day to meet the teacher.
Teacher
'Ohh no, i asked her to recite it as 1+1 the sum of which is 2'
bleh. LOL LOL LOL ._. I didn't get that XD, I fail. | |
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Kenny
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:07 am | |
| - Tousen wrote:
- x33Sam wrote:
- Vivi<3 wrote:
- So, one day Cindy was reciting her maths homework.
'1 + 1 the son of a bitch is 2'
'2 + 2 the son of a bitch is 4'
'and so on..
Her mom walks by, and overhears it.
'Hey cindy, why the f** are you saying those words?
Cindy
'My maths teacher asked me to recite it till i remember it'
So mom goes to school the next day to meet the teacher.
Teacher
'Ohh no, i asked her to recite it as 1+1 the sum of which is 2'
bleh. LOL LOL LOL ._.
I didn't get that XD, I fail. it sounds almost the same | |
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Tousen
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| | Subject: Re: The laugh thread Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:21 am | |
| Ohh, that makes a lot of sense. | |
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